To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
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by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 16, 2007
Someone who tries far too hard to fit in. They honestly believe that they are the height of cool, being both a trendsetter and a well loved member of a group. In reality they are the focus of many jokes and most probably prematurely balding.
Generally dressed by their mothers.
Generally dressed by their mothers.
by Soap Dropper September 26, 2007
When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold an altar boy
by Tony Oz May 3, 2007
by steevy price price price March 22, 2003
I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar
by Yermawsmells March 16, 2016