Velveta surprise 

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.

"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."

Velveta surprise by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.

The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

purple velvet plant by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by S.M. Entertainment. The group debuted on August 1, 2014, with their digital single "Happiness". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Irene, Seulgi, Wendy, Joy and Yeri.

Stan talent? Stan Red Velvet!

Red Velvet by jennie kim December 25, 2016

Red Velvet

Red Velvet are already K-pop’s most musically interesting girl group, and “Bad Boy” solidifies them as one of the best in the game overall.

Everyone must stan Red Velvet

Red Velvet by pinkredible December 18, 2018

Red Velvet Challenge 

When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.

This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.

It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”

Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge

Red Velvet Challenge by But Sects September 3, 2023

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a group made out of pure lesbian legends

Stream Really Bad Boy By the Gay legends Red Velvet

Red Velvet by bunny fairy December 6, 2018

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

red velvet by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019