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vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
by Mattinho August 04, 2006
It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.
My girlfriend told me to eat her Vegemite sandwich after she gave me anal last night.
by pedobear12345 January 20, 2013
When engaging in anal sex, the male will extract his or is and the lick the penis clean. It's one-up on a dirty sanchez. Hence an 'Aussie' Vegemite Sandwich
Whilst in Bangkok I gave her some real Australian Culture with a nice big Vegemite Sandwich
by AussieVegemite April 20, 2015
A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
by A.G. Schaft December 14, 2010
To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
by The }|{otch January 29, 2007
a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.
"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"
by tess the mess July 05, 2005

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