vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.
There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.
"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.
There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.
"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
by Mattinho August 4, 2006
A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
by A.G. Schaft December 15, 2010
To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
by The }|{otch January 30, 2007
by tess the mess July 6, 2005
Known for being handed to tourists to the OZ by a muscular man from Brussels that may/may not look like a middle aged woman if you ask him if he speaks your language. After giving you said sandwich, he often tells you. "I come from a land down under, Where beer does flow and men chunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!"
"Oi, Bill, when you go to the OZ, watch out for muscular brussels men, they will try to give you a vegemite sandwich!"
by Legit not a troll May 9, 2018
It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.
by pedobear12345 January 21, 2013
When engaging in anal sex, the male will extract his or is and the lick the penis clean. It's one-up on a dirty sanchez. Hence an 'Aussie' Vegemite Sandwich
by AussieVegemite April 21, 2015