5 definitions by Mattinho

newest crack

Used to describe the newset hottest thing. Something everyone wants. Something addictive. Referencing crack cocaine.

Q:Yo did you sign up for myspace?
A:Yeah that shit is the newest crack.

by Mattinho August 7, 2006

vegemite sandwich

vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.

by Mattinho August 4, 2006

vegimite sandwich

Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Down under”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"

Bruce gave me the best vegimite sandwich I've ever had.

by Mattinho August 4, 2006

fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006