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4. vegemite sandwich
To give a vegemite sandwich: An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person.
Colin went to the toilet, come back and gave me a vegemite sandwich, it was great.
1. vegemite sandwich
vegemite sandwich
Code word used by homosexuals for getting your ass licked. Vegemite sandwich was originally popularized by “men at work” in their 80’s song “Downunder”.

There are numerous references to the homosexual community in the song. Read the excerpt below and see the “Real Meaning”.

"Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich"
Bruce gave me the best vegemite sandwich I've ever had.
2. Vegemite Sandwich
It is when a female gives anal to a man with a strap-on then rubs it in her pussy covering it in shit then tells the man to eat her Vegemite sandwich.
My girlfriend told me to eat her Vegemite sandwich after she gave me anal last night.
3. vegemite sandwich
A sexual act in which a person defecates on another's torso and proceeds to ejaculate on the pile (this gives the dark brown color and salty taste), the two then embrace, thus completing the 'sandwich'.
He smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
5. vegemite sandwich
a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.
"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"
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