Someone like James Potter. Emits golden retriever energy, bravery and charm like Percy Jackson, and basically the best type of boyfriend.
by alexswift October 20, 2022
Math titles plagued with brain-unfriendly questions to bedevil or challenge those who find that school textbooks in Singapore ill-prepare them to solve nonroutine or tricky questions—kiasu parents and tutors want to expose their children and students to fiendish or deadlier word problems to protect themselves against olympiad math questions, which have infected school exam papers in recent years.
Publishers are maniacally looking for Singapore math variants writers to meet the mathematical needs and wants of kiasu parents, who want their kids to have an unfair competitive edge over their peers.
by MathPlus May 20, 2021
One of many variants of the COVID-19 virus, predominantly affecting anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, and anyone who willingly and loudly disobeys COVID-19 safety measures.
Billy: Hear about John? He just got COVID-19 the other day.
Eric: Serves him right. Looks like he got the karma variant.
Eric: Serves him right. Looks like he got the karma variant.
by terepypipes September 19, 2021
Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3
by Pinkflamingos22 January 22, 2022
A guy who hides behind a momma's boy facade and will go out of his way to butter you up, so long as it's convenient for him. Has to frequently repeat to people how "nice" and "optimistic" he is, while insisting "I'm not a fuckboy".
He won't dump his girlfriend until he has the next one lined up and ready to jump into - has no issue leading them both on until the "side girl" concedes to being more than a booty call for him.
Will manhandle his partner in public and physically pull her away from other men, even if they aren't speaking to one another, and insists on having her account passwords even though he "forgets" his. Often asks to have his own free time but will not let his partner have hers.
If you confront him, he will cry and guilt trip you into apologizing for being upset with his actions.
Will also blatantly ignore a safe word until he's satisfied himself.
Your safety comes second to his entertainment.
He will lash out at his romantic partner's friends and drive them off one by one until all she has is him, thus forcing her to solely depend on him for comfort and emotional support.
Most common "bait" he uses with girls:
"I've never loved anyone like I love you, I feel like I can let my walls down with you."
He won't dump his girlfriend until he has the next one lined up and ready to jump into - has no issue leading them both on until the "side girl" concedes to being more than a booty call for him.
Will manhandle his partner in public and physically pull her away from other men, even if they aren't speaking to one another, and insists on having her account passwords even though he "forgets" his. Often asks to have his own free time but will not let his partner have hers.
If you confront him, he will cry and guilt trip you into apologizing for being upset with his actions.
Will also blatantly ignore a safe word until he's satisfied himself.
Your safety comes second to his entertainment.
He will lash out at his romantic partner's friends and drive them off one by one until all she has is him, thus forcing her to solely depend on him for comfort and emotional support.
Most common "bait" he uses with girls:
"I've never loved anyone like I love you, I feel like I can let my walls down with you."
Girl going to a friend about Cody - (The Bad Variant):
"Hey, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"It's about Cody."
"I'm sorry... are you okay?"
After he leapfrogs to another girl in the same circle:
"Oooo, she's dating now?"
"Yeah, but... she's dating Cody."
"Oh no..."
"Hey, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"It's about Cody."
"I'm sorry... are you okay?"
After he leapfrogs to another girl in the same circle:
"Oooo, she's dating now?"
"Yeah, but... she's dating Cody."
"Oh no..."
by friendly-neighborhood-big-sis June 29, 2018
When Dictator Kim’s rogue scientists are covertly working on a few hybrids of presently known corona variants with the aim of releasing them into unfriendly nations that want to end his three-generation dynasty, or that refuse to remove any trade sanctions against the recluse kingdom.
What are the odds that the detection of the deadliest North Korean variant on US shores and those of its allies could lead to the flattening of Pyongyang?
by MathPlus June 1, 2021
A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
by Spartacus Sanchez October 14, 2008