Valinga

1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!

"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"

Valinga by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008

valving 

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Valuinn 

A drug that causes disturbing hallucinations of cheap furniture, rough towels, uncomfortable beds and no smoking allowed. Valuinn users can be recognized by dark circles under the eyes from lack of sleep and a very irritable temperament. Although now it has all but drifted into obscurity, only surfacing in areas with an abundance of cheap hotels and truck stops off of any given interstate, abuse by teens in the late nineties prompted the anti-drug slogan "Valuinn will do you in!" from government officials and concerned parents.

"My back hurts like hell after spending a night on Valuinn!"

Valuinn by marysunshine August 12, 2007

Valving 

When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3

Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!

Valving by AerySurah November 8, 2021

valling 

in the act of val. such as annoying, aggravating, hugging and attacking people. comes from the legend val.

"she valled me the other day."
"i was valling him the other day."

valling by Darla Anne January 17, 2008

Vaguing 

To answer a direct question with a vague reply.

I am sick and tired of you vaguing me.

Vaguing by lyza12 June 11, 2018