vagestic 

Of, relating to, or resembling a vagina, esp. in the arts. Cf. phallic.

Many of Georgia O'Keeffe's abstract paintings appear vagestic, such as Grey Line With Black, Blue And Yellow (1923).

The poem contains vagestic images.

The Crain Communications Building in Chicago is an example of 20th-century vagestic architecture.

vagestic by ENG140 November 9, 2013

vaguetexting 

1. Sending a text message with little or no expression that may suggest the end of the texting conversation. Such times when a vaguetext may be used is when you are texting someone uniteresting, you are busy at the moment, or you are simply tired of texting him/her.
2. A vaguetext may be used to test someone, and see if the person you are texting will reply with a new conversation starter. Such a case does not nessesarily mean you want to quit texting, just that you are opening the conversation up for a new topic.

Common examples include:

"Haha yeah"

"Lol"

"Nothin much"

"Thats good"

(etc.)

Jerry: Gawd I hate texting Britney!
Adam: I know, vaguetexting is her thing i guess.

(texting conversation)
Ryan: So i just got a new bike! :)
Nick: cool

In the above example, Nick vaguetexted Ryan, implying that he was uninterested in him getting a new bike.

vaguetexting by checkkss March 25, 2010

Vagesty 

When someone acts all high and mighty, but also a complete asshole. More directly used towards a woman, it can also be used for a man too.

"I'd like to go first."
"Please go ahead, your vagesty."

Vagesty by CallMeKor March 31, 2015

vaguetweeting 

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

vaguetweeting by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011

vaguetheist

A person who doesn’t regularly attend church or know much about his or her culture’s primary religion, but still maintains the default position of belief in the religion’s principle deity in a way that doesn’t have any practical effects on their daily behavior.

Josh thought Jesus was pretty dope, but he wasn’t a fan of missing Sunday-afternoon football for church. He was a deeply committed vaguetheist and had a tacit agreement of mutual acknowledgement with the Lord.

vaguetheist by ZackE September 20, 2013

vagueshaming 

When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".

The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.

vagueshaming by Hailboogie November 5, 2014

vagesticle 

A vagina with a testicle

I just found out Suzie has a fucking vagesticle when i tried to hit that i thought i had three nuts...

vagesticle by Durndell November 6, 2007