Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.
Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010
by Polar Bur October 14, 2003
1) agitated Vagina, like when a chick gets sand up there. 2) When a chick cuts off her man, she is agitated and turns off her vag to her man. 3) When a chick fails to keep up with maintaining that thing and veggies start growing in there because of the filth. I.E. Vegitation + Vag.
That chick should have worn shorts instead of a thong to the beach, because it wont be long before Vagitation sets in.
by Bliff Blaffington May 12, 2009
monkey: "wow i hell as enjoyed that guys vagitables last night"
fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
by mr fozzy March 25, 2008
Slang word for the vaginal area of a woman, when they don't shave the hair at all, thus causing it to look like a bush.
by Smoke369 February 21, 2012
by Lauren L and Liz W March 18, 2003
by Lauren L and Liz W March 19, 2003