vagillating

vagina + vascillating = vagillating. When a PMS'ing woman is being an indecisive princess. Related to male condition of manstration but with indecision.

She says, "You're going out with your friends tonight, and I don't want to go out with your friends, but I want to hang out with you. Maybe I should go out with you. No, maybe you should just stay in with me. No, maybe I'll just stay here all by myself and watch Steel Magnolias on VHS."

I say, "I'm going out. Come with me if you want, but you'll have to stop vagillating."

by The Great Badger October 16, 2008

Vagilent

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

by edsmsl December 31, 2008

vagile

The condition of being agile with one's vagina. AKA, slutty

Dude, Tara is quite vagile, her vagina moves quick from dick to dick

by pmonaaaaaaaaaaaay January 25, 2009

Vagilent

Keeping an eye out for a hot chick from the Latin Vagilentis meaning "searching for a hot piece of ass" . In ancient Rome Bachelors were called "Semper Vagilentis" meaning "always searching for a hot piece of ass".

Since Kurt hadn't gotten laid in a while he decided he needed to become more Vagilent .

by Paraman December 21, 2010

vagilitis

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender

The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind

by ninesheets April 12, 2013

vagility

Vaginal Agility. The vagina's ability to adapt and conform to all shapes and sizes with ease (or the lack of.)

Did you see that 3ft. cucumber she used? Her vagility is off the hook.

by Sigtric July 7, 2016

vagilate

To behave like a pussy.

Steve, it's only 210 yards to the green. Are you gonna hit 3-wood or are you gonna vagilate ?

by lvwedgeboy November 19, 2011