vagillating

vagina + vascillating = vagillating. When a PMS'ing woman is being an indecisive princess. Related to male condition of manstration but with indecision.

She says, "You're going out with your friends tonight, and I don't want to go out with your friends, but I want to hang out with you. Maybe I should go out with you. No, maybe you should just stay in with me. No, maybe I'll just stay here all by myself and watch Steel Magnolias on VHS."

I say, "I'm going out. Come with me if you want, but you'll have to stop vagillating."

vagillating by The Great Badger October 16, 2008

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Vasilating

Lubing up a cock/finger/dildo with petroleum jelly in anticipation of shoving it up someone's ass.

The doctor is already Vasilating, so I'll soon know if that pain in my ass is prostrate cancer or just hemorrhoids.

Vasilating by Pendragon1970 May 15, 2015

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vagillating • vacillating richard • Vacilleating • vaginating • Vasilating

vacillating richard

Swinging dick.

Mofo is a vacillating Richard.

vacillating richard by hortus thug June 10, 2017

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vaginating

To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee.

Ester was vaginating as she waited for the bus.

vaginating by Courtney and Jesse and Julio May 30, 2008

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Vacilleating

to go back and forth eating; being indecisive about other foods

Vacillate: alternate or waver between different opinions or actions; to be indecisive.

"Whats wrong?"
"I CANT STOP VACILLEATING! IM SO HUNGRY , I CANT DECIDE WHICH FOODS TO STICK WITH!"

Vacilleating by bai01 September 15, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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