vacuum cleaner man
vacuum cleaner man by Your moms face May 18, 2014
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I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner
I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010
reverse vacuum cleaner
A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
reverse vacuum cleaner by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011
vacuum cleaner 3000
when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
vacuum cleaner 3000 by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021
vacuum cleaner
vacuum cleaner by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014
vacuum-cleaner salesman
Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
vacuum-cleaner salesman by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
Vacuum Cleaner
Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?
Son: I’m busy using it!
Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
Son: I’m busy using it!
Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
Vacuum Cleaner by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019