uterine

Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.

These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.

We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.

uterine by Volgzilla July 7, 2015

uterine souffle

A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.

Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

uterine souffle by mad max12345 October 22, 2010

Uterine Flush 

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.

Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.

Uterine Flush by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Uteries 

A term to describe a whole group of females, or
a female's 'girly' organs as a whole,

Look at that crowd of Uteri!
All girls have Uteries.

Uteries by Maddy K May 17, 2008

Uterize 

To gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus.

My buddy got away with that DUI scot free. He must have uterized an angel.

Uterize by Jage Worthinator January 9, 2011

Uterine Logic 

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

Uterine Logic by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Uterific 

A word used to describe the status or environment in a labor and delivery unit, when all is well or terrific. This word is most commonly used by medical staff in labor and delivery units to describe an ideal situation, environment, or happenings inside a labor and delivery unit! The word has a reference to uterine and is a hybrid word, the combination of uterine + terrific = uterific.

All the pregnant patients will delivery without a problem and everything is up and running, this day is uterific for everyone.

Uterific by nurse of the babies February 4, 2010