1:slang term for a woman's junk 2: a term used by a person who either flunked 3rd grade sex education class or someone who never realized there is more to a female's reproductive system than the vagina.
HeyShell, what did the gynecologist find when he took a peek at your uteries?
uterism is a term used for female's who use being a female and having a uterus as a reason not to do something, such like a disability, especially in work environments or physically demanding activities.
Stacy is using her uterism as an excuse to not put in more effort, she wants the same pay as everyone else but thanks because she's a girl she should just get paid without putting in the work
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!