a big pile of poo in a urinal 

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

a big pile of poo in a urinal by Monkeygrease September 3, 2005

a big pile of poo in a urinal 

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

a big pile of poo in a urinal by mustapha hamshandi March 31, 2007

a big pile of poo in a urinal 

When a particular female, is either engaged in a relationship or is otherwise unavailable to those who would like to 'tap that ho'

Guy 1: Man i wanna 'tap that ho' but shes being a big pile of poo in a urinal...i wanna use it but i can't.
Guy 2: aww man that sucks mad balls, i just use the sink.

a big pile of poo in a urinal by maria hernandez November 30, 2007

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Urinal Poop Swoop by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011