urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

urbanist

insufferable kids who think they know everything about city planning when they actually don't know a single thing about it

Have you seen that terrible urbanist youtube channel called Not Just Bikes

by coupons September 6, 2022

Urbanist

An Urbanist is a former inner city inhabitant who aspires to live the life of suburbia, yet retaining many of his or her original customs, manners and beliefs much to the chagrin of their established neighbors. The clues that you are living near an Urbanist would be: the presence of used condoms in the parking lot; the placing of the telephone in the open kitchen window so that all neighbors hear it; screaming and yelling at multiple sex partners (on different days, of course). Also, a variant of the Urbanist is the far worst Urbanista, who will sign an apartment lease for 1 or 2 people, but we really know that their new dwelling is nothing more than a way station for their 20 and more friends, extended family and other terrorist cell members. You know an Urbanista is nearby when: roaches and other vermin suddenly appear; sandals are piled up outside their door; no furniture, but plenty of floor mats inside; the building starts to stink of food or human waste (what's the difference here, eh?).

Urbanist: That chicken head in apartment 11 is a real urbanist, never cleaning up the condoms in the parking lot.

Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.

by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006

urbanist

A person who lives in the suburbs but loves the city.

Susan miss the energy of the city. She was still an urbanist, though she lived in suburbia.

by CityLiving June 24, 2020

Evil Urbanists

Scientific-like teenagers who have evilish attitudes while creating a bunch of random words to put into urbandictionary.com

People like this are considered Evil Urbanists, and this could lead to an illness called urbanophosis (er-bun-o-foe-sis) which is an addiction to creating words in complete sudden moments.

Me and my friend Goeun are Evil Urbanists, because we created words like: magneticalism, intensical, etc.

by ciaraxo March 13, 2009