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Urbanastinating

Addictively wasting hours on Urban Dictionary when you have very important, urgent work to do, even though the mental hiatus could result in suspension, contract termination, social expulsion or in some cases death.

(verb) Urbanastinate.
Ryan: "Check out this new word I found on Urban Dictionary last night"
Andrew: "No ways man. Last time I was caught Urbanastinating in my cubicle I was given a final warning"
Ryan: "Dude, thats why I always urbanastinate in the privacy of my own room"
Urbanastinating by Shoodbwerking December 4, 2010

Urbandicting yourself

Using urban dictionary.com and some bots to upvote your name to enter the street jargon. The process involves adding a grand eulogy against a proper name like Jack or Tyron or Jenny. Some times it can be used to say shitty stuff against your nemesis. Use bots to upvote it. Other Jacks, Jennys and Tyrons will also upvote in sometime.
You can be urbandicting yourself like following examples

Jenny

An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.

Jack

A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.

.....
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.

But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.

Jack is the sexiest guy ever

Jack

Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy, Jack, is so amazing.

urbanising

The act of trying to, and normally succeeding, put in someone's name on Urban Dictionary and telling them how they are perfect and whatnot. Usually sounding stupid.
Boy: Hey Sandra! Look what I did to show your awesomeness!
Girl: Were you urbanising me?
Boy: Well, yeah.
Girl: Get the fuck out of my life.
urbanising by Harvey Folks December 20, 2016

urbanizing 

Please take a message, I'm busy urbanizing and can't take any calls.
urbanizing by ipo and oca February 26, 2007

urbanizing 

The term used for when using urbandictionary.com and typing in yours or someone else's name to see what will pop up.
Searched Ashley:

1. ashley
buy ashley mugs, tshirts and magnets
a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody
that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her.

"Omg... urbanizing is sooo fuckin funnay!!!!!"
urbanizing by 1337N3Rd February 4, 2010

Urbanating

Sitting at your computer for hours voting in and out stupid and cool definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary.
You have been sitting there for hours Mike, what are you doing?
Don't bug me dude, I'm Urbanating.
Urbanating by dj_nafi April 27, 2016