6 definitions by Risk-Taker
A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.
"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...
by Risk-Taker December 1, 2006
It's that second submarine (WWII) on which the jealous British seamen were chasing after the U-571. An hour late, and a pound short--sorry sammy!!
"You ever notice that those Americans are always first and we have to ride in this tub-thumper, the U-572!?!"
by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006
A Sprinkler is a kind of participant or gambler in a game of casino Roulette. This person generally places large bets on any of the 38 numbers on the game layout, whose betting style depends only on luck, rather than applying any understanding of the game, knowledge, logic or methodology / systematics. The sprinkler approach to the game may yield a quick pay-off in the short-term, but such an inexperienced approach to the game will result in more trips to the ATM to stay in the game. Incidentally, the casinos just love these kinds of people (accounting for a majority of gamblers).
"This gambler is really a numbskull. She just placed $5 on 20 numbers, but she did not win. Quite a sprinkler, she is."
by Risk-Taker November 28, 2006
An Urbanist is a former inner city inhabitant who aspires to live the life of suburbia, yet retaining many of his or her original customs, manners and beliefs much to the chagrin of their established neighbors. The clues that you are living near an Urbanist would be: the presence of used condoms in the parking lot; the placing of the telephone in the open kitchen window so that all neighbors hear it; screaming and yelling at multiple sex partners (on different days, of course). Also, a variant of the Urbanist is the far worst Urbanista, who will sign an apartment lease for 1 or 2 people, but we really know that their new dwelling is nothing more than a way station for their 20 and more friends, extended family and other terrorist cell members. You know an Urbanista is nearby when: roaches and other vermin suddenly appear; sandals are piled up outside their door; no furniture, but plenty of floor mats inside; the building starts to stink of food or human waste (what's the difference here, eh?).
Urbanist: That chicken head in apartment 11 is a real urbanist, never cleaning up the condoms in the parking lot.
Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.
Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.
by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006
A PATHist is an ill-mannered sub-human (which could be a troll, white-trash, Al Sharpton Racist, Sex-in-the-Cidiot female, dumb-ass Third-Worlder, etc.), who have to crowd onto the PATH train in NYC/NJ with no regard for personal space or respect of other people. A PATHist is easily identified as having to be the first to get a seat on the train; refusal to remove rediculously pretentious-looking backpacks that only a terrorist or moon-bound astronaut could love; crazed look in their eyes (probably did not yet have their morning coffee); and, finally, everything they do during the commute must be asses-to-elbows in your face (or other body part).
by Risk-Taker December 3, 2006
The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
by Risk-Taker July 17, 2008