“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark
heart of Africa or some other place with no running
water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just
like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”