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A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Ditz tard mug.A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
Get the Mom's Bitch mug.A phrase to refer to what happens when a person says something utterly, completely retarded and above the richter scale of dumb, that they keep going along with it, as not to admit to the dolt flabbergasts that have been displayed.
Brittney: You say it like "Kay-suh-dilla"
Carla: Listen, I'm telling you that quesadilla has silent L's.
Brittney: And I'm telling you it's different!
Carla: *laughs nervously* I know the difference.
Brittney: Are you going to shut up and listen to me? Oh my god. I knew a mexican that worked at a restaurant who told me to use the L's! Dilla is a cheese tortilla, meat and cheese is a Dia. Understand?
Carla: Alright..you're being stubbornly stupid now.
Carla: Listen, I'm telling you that quesadilla has silent L's.
Brittney: And I'm telling you it's different!
Carla: *laughs nervously* I know the difference.
Brittney: Are you going to shut up and listen to me? Oh my god. I knew a mexican that worked at a restaurant who told me to use the L's! Dilla is a cheese tortilla, meat and cheese is a Dia. Understand?
Carla: Alright..you're being stubbornly stupid now.
by tsunbot December 27, 2010
Get the Stubbornly Stupid mug.A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
Get the Angry ball of asshole mug.A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.
Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
Get the Mother asshole mug.Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
Get the Social Securitit mug.Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'
An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.
Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
by tsunbot June 29, 2011
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