upgraded trash 

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

upgraded trash by madameQueenB August 27, 2013

Upgraded cuddles 

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

Upgraded cuddles by Eternalness July 11, 2016

Get your license upgraded 

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

Get your license upgraded by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

Upgrayedd 

Upgrayedd is a pimp, and character in the movie 'Idiocracy', a 2006 comedy by Mike Judge.

Upgrayedd spells his name U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D. The two D's are for a "double-dose of pimpin".

If I don't get Upgrayedd his money, he's going to come lookin' for me.

Upgrayedd by anonymongo February 18, 2007

social upgrade 

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

social upgrade by burkhard July 7, 2011

ghetto upgrade 

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

ghetto upgrade by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

Hook upgrade 

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

Hook upgrade by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010