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Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob. 

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good. 

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

up-the-butt girl 

A girl who receives anal sex willingly, despite feeling somwhat dirty and superfrumpyafterwards.
"Baby, please don't tell your friends. I don't want to be known as up-the-butt girl!!"