I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. 

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

Ended up in Japan 

To mistakenly believe your period is over and not wear a pad or tampon..and wake up in a bloody spot symbolizing a Japanese flag.

I thought my period was over but I was wrong and ended up in Japan again smh

Ended up in Japan by ShondaShonda May 23, 2018

ended up with the gum 

when you kiss someone with gum in their mouth and the gum ends up in your mouth.

Can also be used to describe something crazy.

Guy number one: what happened last night?
Guy number two: Long story short, I totally ended up with the gum.

ended up with the gum by thatgirlwiththeface July 12, 2009

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me 

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy 

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy by NMguy January 22, 2012

Ended Up at Bulls 

When a plan that was going smoothly ends in a trashy disaster.

"I was studying very well, then I Ended Up at Bulls" "This girl and I were having a great night, and then we Ended Up at Bulls" "This girl in class leaned over and asked if I was the really good dancer at Bulls 2 days ago, and that is when I found out I Ended Up at Bulls on Thursday"

Ended Up at Bulls by PKT May 14, 2018