up a tree in rosemount 

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome

"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"

up a tree in rosemount by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014

cat stuck up a tree 

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

cat stuck up a tree by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006

naked and up a tree 

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

naked and up a tree by cwilly3 January 17, 2009

fuck me up a tree 

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

fuck me up a tree by SusanCole December 1, 2013

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip 

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it

"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

talking it up a tree by Frazdug April 4, 2021

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

barking up a tree by anonymous June 7, 2021