hang up your spurs

To retire from something.
Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".
by cwilly3 May 26, 2008
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Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!
by cwilly3 May 29, 2008
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Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
by cwilly3 January 20, 2009
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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 January 17, 2009
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FULL METAL JACKET

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.
I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!
by cwilly3 May 28, 2008
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Eurotrash Douche-goggles

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
by cwilly3 May 14, 2009
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Sucks being you

The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks
You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you
by cwilly3 December 02, 2009
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