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Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
by cwilly3 January 20, 2009
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Panamourous

A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.
Paul’s not gay, he just, intouch with his sexuality, he’s panamourous.
by cwilly3 June 29, 2008
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wowch

Signifying more pain than a simpleOuch!” justifies.
Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!
by cwilly3 August 28, 2009
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Girl-lie

Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.

When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
by cwilly3 December 10, 2009
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hang up your spurs

To retire from something.
Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".
by cwilly3 May 26, 2008
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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 January 17, 2009
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Sucks being you

The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks
You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you
by cwilly3 December 2, 2009
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