cwilly3's definitions

Feltchy the clown

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

hang up your spurs

To retire from something.

Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".

by cwilly3 May 26, 2008

naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

by cwilly3 January 17, 2009

Sucks being you

The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks

You love the Raiders
You live in Fresno
Sucks being you

by cwilly3 December 2, 2009

FULL METAL JACKET

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.

I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!

by cwilly3 May 28, 2008

Eurotrash Douche-goggles

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.

"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"

by cwilly3 May 14, 2009

God Damn, Gary!

When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)

God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!

by cwilly3 November 25, 2009