12 definitions by cwilly3

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A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
by cwilly3 October 09, 2008
An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!
by cwilly3 May 28, 2008
Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
by cwilly3 May 14, 2009
The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”
I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.
by cwilly3 November 26, 2009
A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.

Paul’s not gay, he just, intouch with his sexuality, he’s panamourous.

by cwilly3 July 10, 2008
When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)
God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!
by cwilly3 November 25, 2009
Signifying more pain than a simple “Ouch!” justifies.
Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!
by cwilly3 August 28, 2009

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