Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Unplanned Donation 

Coined during the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone / Capital Hill Occupy Protest on Jun 14th 2020.

The act of give or have your money and possessions redistributed to the needy without consciously doing so.

CHAZ resident 1: This happened 2 hrs ago, and Im still recovering from the shock as all my valuables have been stolen.

Came back from a walk to my tent and all my valuable items are gone. My laptop (16 inch MBP) , power banks, Cash of ~$400 and entire bang pack with my week's supplies are gone.

CHAZ resident 2: Please don't leave. We are stronger together. You don't exactly know what happened to our belongings (only that they vanished), so to say it was theft is not entirely fair. It could be that a disadvantaged resident was in greater need of the items than you, and that's what we are about as a community. I know it is hard to hear this, but treat it as an unplanned donation. You did a good thing today. I'm proud of you.

Unplanned Donation by oakland-cat July 1, 2020

unplanned recreational activities 

Potentially sexual in connotation, but could also include an actual sport like tennis. But probably meaning doing the hokey pokey.

What does fun stuff mean? Unplanned recreational activities

unplanned recreational activities by thatgirlyoushouldmarry May 21, 2014

Unplanned Disassembly 

A way to say that a mechanical object or machine has been destroyed, often unexpectedly.

1: "How did your controller break?"
2: "..."
2: "Unplanned disassembly..."
1: -_-

Unplanned Disassembly by d34ddud3 December 17, 2020

unplanned pregnancy 

When one male and one female accidentally make a baby

Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?
Wife 2: You.

unplanned pregnancy by yourmotherismine November 9, 2023

UnPlanetary

By UnPlanetary, I mean the changes that occurred on this Planet, which were made by humans and are not part of the planetary changes. UnPlanetary is a phenomenon of today's Patchy Anthropocentric timeline. UnPlantery should be used in place of 'unnatural'. In this patchy anthropocentric timeline, human intervention has profoundly altered the state and being of this planet. The anthropocentric epoch has begun, as humanity began taking UnPlanetary actions on this planet.

Planet Earth has its own system of being, of existing in the known universe. It has been sustaining itself for billions of years. Until colonialization, fueled by European industrialization, happened. That historical reality marked the start of the UnPlanetary actions by the humans. Fossil fuels were never meant to be extracted, greenhouse gas levels were not supposed to increase this quickly, and the planet's temperature should not have crossed the tipping point on this timeline. With all these events, humans began manipulating the planetary system and started dominating Earth with an extractive mentality. Humans are now building concrete structures, transportation megastructures, and urban areas where finding soil is as hard as finding a needle in a haystack. These actions of humans are not unnatural, but rather UnPlanetary.

To put it simply, UnPlanetary is something that did not develop itself through the planetary timeline; rather, it is something that is introduced and is marked as existing for eternity.

1. Dhaka city has become UnPlanetary to live in.

2. The existence of techno-fossils is UnPlanetary.

3. To create borders in the land, sea, and air of this planet is an example of UnPlanetary.

4. Due to the UnPlanetary actions of some billionaires, all beings of planet Earth are suffering.

5. To imagine a planet-wide city is the reflection of UnPlanetary thinking.
6. If we study history from a multispecies planetary perspective, we can pinpoint the exact moment humans began their mass UnPlanetary actions and thinking.

7. A mouse dying on the highway while being run down by a moving car is an example of UnPlanetary Death.

8. Yesterday, I got an UnPlanetary heat stroke while being stuck in a traffic jam under the scorching heat. The heat became unbearable not only because of the sun's intensity, but also because the concrete and tin-boxed public transport heated the road into a boiling ground.

UnPlanetary by Shopnil Chowdhury April 27, 2026