The University

(Proper Noun)
The University of Virginia

Yes, I am a graduate of The University.

by Hagsist23426x December 29, 2007

The universe

Something that some old fuck created

God created the universe

by Duke zepar July 6, 2018

the Universe

A big scary place.

by Riot of the Muffin Iori July 9, 2003

University

A place where you spend four years of your life away from family and for the most part drunk with the occaisonal lecture on the subject of your choice.

university is becoming more popular as school leavers realise it is a place were they can get drunk every day of the week without worrying about what their parents will say.

by randomer66 October 4, 2009

Universable

The ability of an item to be used on or for anything in multiple directions or on multiple sides.

"That bitch Betsy did my laundry, gave me a blumpkin, did my accounting and homework. When you flip her upside down she fixed fixed my car, took it in the ass, and sprayed orange juice out of her nipples. That universable skank is whats up.

by virchung September 13, 2010

Universe

This word can not yet be deeply defined by anyone, that is the purpose of life.

You'll never be able to define Universe

by Skott October 15, 2004

university

A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.

"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"

by gusto5 March 6, 2006