unfornicate 

verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)

unfornicate by E_Man July 5, 2012

Unforkinate 

A made up word used to trigger friends with the pure stupidity of replacing the word unfortunate with Unforkinate.

Skip: That's highly unforkinate

Trace: God dammit skip

Unforkinate by Ochio January 31, 2021

unfornicated 

since fornication is sex before marriage, unfornicated is just a virgin

dude: bro you’re unfornicated haha
other dude: :(

unfornicated by lit door knob July 8, 2019