E_Man's definitions

complexpert

noun: one who is an expert at diagnosing and treating bizarre psychological disorders.

friend 1: every time i see a bear -- on TV, in pictures, whatever -- I come in my pants.

friend 2: you need to see a complexpert to help you sort out your bear fetish.

by E_Man July 17, 2012

unfornicate

verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)

by E_Man July 5, 2012

cereal keef

The dust at the bottom of cereal bags that accumulates from debris of broken cereal pieces

I want to top off this fat bowl of Lucky Charms with some cereal keef to make it that much sweeter.

by E_man March 3, 2014