unfan

The act of becoming a fan of an entity on Facebook in order to publicly criticise said entity (verb), or a person who does this (noun), as exemplified by the mass criticism on Nestlé's Facebook page over the company's use of palm oil and subsequent censoring of its online presences.

Has parallel behaviours in other social media (though the irony doesn't translate as well in more language-neutral cases like Twitter's 'follow' function).

"How did we get so many fans this week?"

"Dude, they're unfans! I told you we shouldn't have killed that puppy."

unfan by Red Leather March 26, 2010

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Unfall Again 

Unfall Again is an alternative/indie band that started in North Carolina. They get their name from the Sunny Day Real Estate song 'Pillars'. Their first release was an LP titled 'Birds of a Feather Gather No Moss..." They're great. That's it.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Unfall Again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're pretty cool."

Unfall Again by BallsToTheWall205 April 25, 2011

Unangst 

A short girl with hair

That's Grace Unangst!

Unangst by Mason November 30, 2004

Uncanny Valley 

First theorized by Japanese roboticist Masahiro Mori in 1970, the Uncanny Valley basically states that the closer a robot or other nonhuman entity gets to resembling a human, the more humans will like and empathize with it.

However, there is a point in development where humans instead become strongly repulsed by the barely-human robot/entity. Fortunately, this effect fades as the robot/entity becomes less distinguishable from a human.

Although hotly debated, the theory is present in many sci-fi movies and the like, and has been used to explain people's reactions to some computer generated characters.

I can't get into "Rumble Roses" because the girls just don't look quite right to me. I guess it's the Uncanny Valley at work.

Uncanny Valley by Civan August 6, 2006

unfair 

Life

Life = Unfair

unfair by Hiban December 18, 2012