unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Unpoppable 

A female virgin that will NOT allow you to penetrate her vagina. NEVER EVER!

Guy !: Man I was tryin to get wif that chick at the party last night. But she jus wuldnt giv me sum.

Guy 2: Dude, evryone knows that chick unpoppable.

Guy 1: Dammit!

Unpoppable by That_Guyy March 18, 2010

Unrapeable

Someone who is so grotesquely disgusting they aren't even worth the energy to rape.

Allan - Hey man, did you see that lady?

Brent - That bitch is Unrapeable.

Unrapeable by 7O01 March 17, 2012

unflappable 

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.

The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.

unflappable by PRLB July 22, 2016

untrappable 

UnTrappable: adj. Unable to be trapped. a spry, cunning, fox-like human being possessing the ability to think quickly and 'MacGyver' their way out of heightened and treacherous circumstances. Commonly used to describe those with impeccable Escape Room success records. Also used to describe those that are unbeatable, invincible, and those that cannot be trapped. Etymology is often traced to Trapology Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.

"Bro, that guy's wicked #UnTrappable. He got outta that escape room in, like, 32 minutes. He's like Brady in the pocket, bro."

untrappable by untrappablerusty September 16, 2018

unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.

That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.

unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003

unfwappable 

A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.

I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.

unfwappable by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010