unfaggot
NOT being a faggot
dalena is so unfaggot
unfaggot by patricks a ho December 31, 2006
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Unifaggot
An old friend who, usually around freshers' week, instantly forgets every aspect of who they were before they attended university and embraces their new surroundings to the point of: forgetting everyone they hung out with for the past two decades; constantly updating Facebook with statuses such as
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
"OMG dontrmember last nite!", "fire alarm...", "Missed lecture this morning LOLOLOLOL" "cant wait to go back to Derp Uni, home sucks"; and endless blurred photos of one shitty bar.
You can try and remain their friend, but they've sadly become insular, inane, and boring within a few weeks. No cure is yet known, and these symptoms usually do not wear off. In time, the inane updates will move on to work and children. Expect to be forgotten, and then cut them out first, like a boss.
Oh wow, you stole a traffic cone last night? Amateur. That reeks of unifaggotry. Anyone can do that. Think big! I want a motorway exit sign on that kitchen wall!
Unifaggot by JJJJr. Shabadoo November 26, 2010
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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