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1. laffy taffy
A flacid, limp, or unerect penis. As quoted from D4L's song. Hangin' out with your wang out. Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with females at all.
"Laffy Taffy" "c'mon shake that laffy taffy (unerect penis)."
2. maggot plunge
When someone puts their unerect penis into the womens fajjwutti and it wiggles about like a maggot in water
Here comes the maggot plunge.
3. Sparnay
The act of striking someone, generally in the face, with your unerect penis.
Instead of tea bagging Jerry when he passed out we decided to give him a sparnay.
4. Womblesnout
When a woman's breasts are unerect and resemble the shape of - yes you guessed it - a womble's snout
When Jane removed her bra and turned around - she nearly knocked me out with her huge Womblesnouts!!
5. Debonerification
The process where the erect penis becomes unerect.
I saw Dana and got a debonerification
6. Knighting
The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.
"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."
7. Pinto
A term based on the 1971 Ford Pinto used to describe an unerect penis.
Bill: Every time i look at you I go Pinto instantly!

Jane: F**k you! *SLAP*
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