When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
by Dubiks March 23, 2019
A underage-hunter is a person who is 17+ years old and feels atracted to 14 years old or even younger females and is also trying to do anything to put his small meat into one.
by marioisayarak March 31, 2019
“hey did you hear of that 14 year old that is dating an 8 year old”
“no wtf?”
“yeah people call him an underage pedo”
“no wtf?”
“yeah people call him an underage pedo”
by epic lover August 13, 2021
an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..
mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"
mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"
mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"
by the mafia niggah June 16, 2010
To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.
"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"
by ED March 17, 2005