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Uncontested Divorce 

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
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uncontesticled 

1) Having, beyond doubt, the largest balls in the room.
2) To the undeucated, a synonym for unconstested
1) After his first day of school, it became obvious that Big Ray was the uncontesticled champion of his gym class.
2) Steve-O: I am the unconstestciled champion of this leauge.

unconceited 

Mason is unconceited.
unconceited by Larry Bob McLarrypants September 15, 2010

Unconfessed

The state of not being confessed; Withheld from confession.
The little boy's unconfessed guilt was eating him alive.
Unconfessed by unconfessable April 25, 2011
Not disputing or question something.
Although John did everything right, the boss fired him. He uncontest or did not question the reason he was fired.
uncontest by Jbauer09 January 18, 2018

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026