Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Uncle

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019

the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

by Spawnos February 19, 2017

Uncle

A man with Lumbago

Uncle: ive got lumbago

by CallMeBeansFan October 21, 2019

uncl

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Uncle

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600

by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018

Uncle

Likely to feed nieces cupcakes for breakfast.

Often buys often awesome presents that parents would not have gotten.

Definitely the funnest adult ever.

My uncle is the best uncle ever

by Okwtfdoiwrite November 24, 2018