Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

by The Real Jink July 11, 2006

Uncle

Tickle Tickle Tickle

My Uncle basement is my favorite place

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019

uncle

Parent's brother.

My uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005

uncle

slang term for ant eater.

Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?

by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007

Uncle

He is the one that is with us on our campaign.

On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed

by Master Of Nations December 23, 2020

Uncle

One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*

"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle

by qwerty August 23, 2004