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Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.
My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

FECES ULCER 

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.
Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).
FECES ULCER by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Uncircumsized 

A variation of the word "Uncircumcised" for those who cant spell
Uncircumsized is not spelled how it sounds
Uncircumsized by MFGrapeTastic October 25, 2010

uncircumcised 

(of genitals): complete, whole, normal, natural, but implying instead that it is normal to have had the penile prepuce (foreskin) or clitoral prepuce (hood) cut off.
They say he's uncircumcised and he looks perfectly normal to me.
uncircumcised by intactive March 10, 2015

uncircumcised 

presence of foreskin around the head of the penis
Jacob Ferguson your dick is uncircumcised