Pains in mid-chest caused by holes in stomach or upper digestive tract. This damage is caused by excessive scooby use or other excessive partying materials (sometimes at The Office.)
The Fat Kid just can't understand how he got an ulcer after spending twenty hours per week at the strip joint.
by baconjive March 01, 2006
A hole in the stomach cause by consuming copious amounts of Cum. The only known crue is ordering milk at a place you would never even guess sold milk
Excuse me waitress at the Country Bar. I know this is going to sound weird but I downed a bunch of man juice last night and my Ulcer is going crazy. Can I get a glass of milk.
by Boby Loblaw April 16, 2008