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bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000 

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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A German last name pertaining to wealth and power. Pronounced "Yur rick". Not to be confused with Ulrich.
It's true what they say about Uhrich, everyone either wants to have them or wants to be them.
Uhrich by Al Waysright August 17, 2011
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The tip of a cock that looks like a little army helmet on your pecker
That haircut looks like a uhrig!
Uhrig by Cobra7 October 20, 2007

uhrichsville 

If you're looking for white trash rednecks claiming to be "country", then you've come to the right place my friends! It's a small village, located in bumfuck nowhere. The community is abundant with druggies, cousin fuckers, and the typical black boys from the suburbs who pretend to be gangsters. Sisters share partners, brothers share partners. They fuck just about everything there is to fuck. Including farm animals. There are no such thing as morals or boundaries for a "922er" ya'll! If that doesn't make you want to haul ass here, then let's fill you in on a casual weekend in the "ville". It all starts with a couple beat to hell trucks & some hillbilly friends from around the trailer park. Bonfires, local sleezy skanks, cheap beer, and uncle Billy Bob Joe hooking up with the pregnant 17 year old doing lines off a switch blade. I don't know about you guys, but that to me sounds like a dream. Speaking of dreams, the locals like to call this one horse town "Dreams Ville". Sure does sound like one to me folks! And let's not forget all the wonderful restaurants to choose from! You have your Wendys, McDonalds, KFC. That's just a few of the 5 star food joints to take your boyfriend with no job to! So, if you're looking for the perfect place to live a below average life, cruising through minimum wage hs jobs your whole life, fucking not only your spouse but your best friends spouse too, then look no further than good old Uhrichsville/Dennison Ohio. Come by soon ya'll, ya hear!
Billy Bob Joe: "Ya'll seen that there piggy hump that little one over there in Uhrichsville boys?"
Billy Bob Joe's kids: "Why ya we did daddy. Let's go get us some roadkill to eat and watch 'em do what you and cousin Sally Joe do"

uriphoning 

a mixture of talking on the phone while having a wizz
man-whats that noise?
2nd man-sorry,but you rang while im having a wee!
man-thats disgusting!
2nd man-shit happens
man-you taking a dump too??
uriphoning by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

Unripoffable 

"Unripoffable" when something is not within the capability of being ripped off. Most commonly, chord progressions (as they are not able to be copyrighted and are sometime used in thousands of songs)
"That Green Day song "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" totally ripped off Wonderwall by Oasis"
"Nah, man. That's just the same chord progression, it's unripoffable!"
Unripoffable by ssjlayne April 30, 2022

unripe weed 

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"
unripe weed by blue cocaine September 25, 2018