udp

acronym for: unsolicited dick pic

MYA: ugh, my inbox is full of udp’s.

TRISH: gross, i’m sorry girl. i wish i didn’t know that feel.

by idtst August 11, 2018

udp

UDP is a transfer protocol for printers.
Its how they print paper and stuff.

TCP is for games and photoshop.

Man 1 : why is my printer not working?
Man 2 : your udp is screwed up, get a faster modem.

by teh uber wun October 20, 2004

UDP

An unexpected dick pic.

Millie got a UDP from Theo last night!

by eviex February 14, 2017

UDP

Short for Ultimate Dance Party - Bringing close friends together in a small sized room (dorm room, closet, etc.) and performing dance moves to loud music that you would never want someone else to witness.

Today after class, we should all get together and throw a UDP in Tim's room!

by Souk February 25, 2009

UDP

Part of the TCP/IP protocol suite, UDP is a connectionless transport layer protocol.

Streaming video uses UDP rather than TCP because it is faster.

by noobie September 10, 2005

UDP

The dick pic you receive that you did not suspect or request.

I was looking at my DMs this morning on instagram and I got another UDP from some random guy.

Has anyone ever has success with the ladies by sending a UDP? Nah....

Have you heard the song about UDPs? It's the perfect response to send to any guy that sends you one!

by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020

UDP

Under Desk Person; Person whose job is to perform oral sex on another employee

Jack: Hey Bob, my wife has been in one of those moods lately.
Bob: Are you putting in a request for another UDP?
Jack: I believe so.

by A Rab $$ October 5, 2010