U.S.P.C.C.

United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridized polar-grizzly ("Pizzly") bears. Rumored to be commanded by Chick Norris. In a similar fashion to Delta Force, the Pentagon refuses to officially confirm the unit's existence.

Wise Spectator: "We wouldn't have a problem with insurgents or finding Bin Laden if we'd make more use of the U.S.P.C.C."

-or-

"Dude, ask yourself what a pizzly bear cavalryman would do in this situation."

U.S.P.C.C. by GFW February 24, 2009

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p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.

piece of shit resident

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010

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US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.)

1. a brand that is officially licensed by the United States Polo Association, the governing body for polo in the United States since 1890. For this reason alone, it is just as, if not more authentic than Polo Ralph Lauren, which was first conceived in 1967.

2. a brand that is not associated with Polo Ralph Lauren, though similar the difference is in the amount of money each may cost. USPA is usually $20-$50 less than Polo Ralph Lauren

Sentence-
1. There is nothing shameful about wearing US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.)

2. If Polo Ralph Lauren is your preferred outfitter, then be courteous of the people who choose to wear US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.).

3. The most important rule of fashion is to be yourself, whether you wear US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.)

or Polo R.L.

…loosely adapted from Stanton Devil’s Advocate.

US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.) by BE_U January 29, 2012