A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.
For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brushDave, it turd bustin' time!
Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.
Hmm that were a reetpowerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.