6 definitions by rc55

brown love

The giving and receiving of phallic anal penetration for means of sexual enlightenment.

Brown love is a curious thing, make a one man weep, make another man sing! (Sung to The Power Of Love by Huey Lewis and The News).

by rc55 March 6, 2004

U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 November 1, 2003

qunt

An alternative spelling for "cunt", great for those times of chatroom moderation.

You fat Qunt!

by rc55 March 9, 2004

qir

Alternate spelling for queer. Meaning gay.

You are a bit qir!

by rc55 March 9, 2004

sexy piss

Male Ejaculate; a phrase coined from the popular UK television programme "Bo Selecta".

"Oh, she's so fine, she make me do a sexy piss!"

by rc55 November 18, 2004

crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

by rc55 March 5, 2004