textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Txtplain 

When a person cannot capture the immensity or complexity of a situation in a text message.

Anelsy: Are you ok?! Are the police there yet? Did you get a license plate number?

Carlos: Can't txtplain it right now. Call me.

Txtplain by Go Coogs! May 23, 2008

Titporn 

Porn where there is a close-up of tits which then talk and have sex.

Titporn

Tit 1: Hey rahul you look so hot
Tit 2: Omg you're right let's fuck him
Tit 1 & 2: *Tits proceed to rape Rahul*

Titporn by GDNxxxxx September 17, 2012

totpole

a grade-a mehas, aka brightgolder or m-dash

I dug up some real dirt on that ToTpole... check his itch.io

totpole by maximosoxxxx March 17, 2020

Que te vote txapote 

The phrase that is said in protest to the Spanish politician Pedro Sanchez.

¡Que te vote Txapote, Sánchez! ¡Socialista, hijo de puta, genocida! ¡Hijo de la gran puta, Pedro Sánchez! ¡TVE, a la mierda todos! ¡Hijos de puta! ¡Socialistas! ¡Rojos de mierda! ¡Que os follen!

Que te vote txapote by ronintnt July 31, 2023

textpot 

A textpot is someone who sends sexually explicit or provacative text messages or emails

Bob : Yo Jane ,wanna hook up 2nite?
Jane : 2nite I can't w8 2 69 w/you!!!
Bob : 2 good 2 b true, I'm there you textpot
Jane : c u @ 11, my place!!!

textpot by hipczech January 2, 2009

Titpoits 

anacronym, stands for:
Two In The Pink, One In The Stink

Definition:
To insert your forefinger and middle finger into the vagina, while curling back the ring finger onto your palm and then sneaking your pinky finger in her dirtbox

"Damn yo, this bitch I fucked last night totally wanted the titpoits!!"

Titpoits by Stinko Man February 2, 2003