twud

n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.

Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.

by krees_mon March 21, 2007

twud

'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.

'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'

by DellBoy15 April 5, 2009

TWUD

An acronym meaning "Time Wasted on Useless Detail". Commonly used in reference to men in gyms applying "bro science".

Just get your daily recommended protein. Making sure sure you get it right after you workout is TWUD.

by JohnShoemaker July 21, 2019