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n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.
Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.
by krees_mon March 21, 2007
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'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.
'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'
by DellBoy15 April 05, 2009
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