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tapsinef 

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
tapsinef by d3ck3r November 1, 2014
Related Words
twpsin twasing twosing Twpsyn tapsinef Tipsin twasin
Means Idiot

Taken from modern Welsh language
Don't be such a twpsyn
Twpsyn by Gav August 31, 2004
A guy who comes off as rude but actually is very kind,calm and sweet.Always there to help others.Also he’s very pleasing to look at.He usually doesn’t talk much but he’s very funny and he’s a professional in roasting people.
“I wanna be twasin when I grow up!”
“This twasin guy is very hot.”
twasin by 783256 November 24, 2020
to bake a cake, or just having sex with people in a way that its so fun its like baking a cake
Greg and Sarah were twasing so much last night that Gregs roomate had to sleep outside
twasing by twas master October 13, 2014
In the process of getting tipsy. Or in the process of getting drunk.
Were not even there yet and Paul is already tipsin after a couple of beers.
Tipsin by CV C Dub CV October 2, 2010
when you and your best friend twin at losing in life
me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing
twosing by twosers December 11, 2016