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Sharing a cigarette with one other person, where one person smokes half and the other finishes off the remainder of the cigarette.
They were twosing a cigarette because it was the last cigarette between the the two of them
Twosing by HaffyQOmar July 3, 2019
(v): the act of entertaining oneself in a small, small town.
I was just taosing around pensacola, what are you up to?
taosing by Connor 2.0 May 21, 2006

ten to twoing it 

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.
"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".
A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).
"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"
twobing by FileCurropted September 25, 2007
to bake a cake, or just having sex with people in a way that its so fun its like baking a cake
Greg and Sarah were twasing so much last night that Gregs roomate had to sleep outside
twasing by twas master October 13, 2014

twofingermagic 

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.
Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.
twofingermagic by Gastronanga May 12, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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