Gav's definitions

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

Kizzy

This word comes from the African meaning "stay put".

Keep it Kizzy.

by Gav January 28, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

bargoyle

A particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.

Look at the face on that! what a fucking bargoyle

by GAV October 22, 2003

tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

by Gav April 14, 2004

slabberin

to slabber at some one means that you take the piss or poke fun of

Gavin: did you hear about that slut vicky she was slabberin about you again
Adrian:That Bitch

by Gav April 1, 2005

goficks

word used to discribe (goths) in Nothern Ireland

spide 1:look at all the goficks
spide 2:yeah usss are alll goficks freaks
gofick girl 1:we arnt goths we are ska8ers
gav: vicky adie stfu

by gav April 2, 2005