Gav's definitions

pikea

chairs and the like left behind by traveling irish folk.

Fucking gypo's leaving all their pikea shit in the lay by

by GAV October 22, 2003

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

The Pablo

Creator of myHTPC. A cool guy!

by Gav August 5, 2003

Kizzy

This word comes from the African meaning "stay put".

Keep it Kizzy.

by Gav January 28, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003