Gav's definitions

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

goficks

word used to discribe (goths) in Nothern Ireland

spide 1:look at all the goficks
spide 2:yeah usss are alll goficks freaks
gofick girl 1:we arnt goths we are ska8ers
gav: vicky adie stfu

by gav April 2, 2005

Kizzy

This word comes from the African meaning "stay put".

Keep it Kizzy.

by Gav January 28, 2004

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003