Gav's definitions

bargoyle

A particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.

Look at the face on that! what a fucking bargoyle

by GAV October 22, 2003

R&B

Rythmn and Blues. Played by good old time bands for a knees up and sing song. A wide variety of styles encompasing many singable hits.

Check out the piano on this R&B track.

by Gav August 5, 2003

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003

goficks

word used to discribe (goths) in Nothern Ireland

spide 1:look at all the goficks
spide 2:yeah usss are alll goficks freaks
gofick girl 1:we arnt goths we are ska8ers
gav: vicky adie stfu

by gav April 2, 2005

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003