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two timing skunk bastard 

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

two timing 

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.
Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.
two timing by WAlexM June 17, 2007

Twomming 

Twomming can legit be anything
Person 1: I'm a real mf ong i'm Twomming
Person 2: What does it mean to be Twomming
Person 1: it can be anything you want it to mean
Twomming by MonoTwom June 10, 2022

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")
This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler
Two timing tit wrangler by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

Two timing 

Tasha: omg! Did you hear Rachel is taking Simon AND ed to prom

Ruby: WHAT she’s so two timing

Twotting 

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly
Twotting by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013