Twotting

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.

Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

Twot

Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.

What a small world you Twots live in

by Huey Tank August 19, 2016

TWOT

TWOT - Total waste of time

It can be a useless person or a useless object or action.

Oh my god that movie’s a TWOT

He is such a TWOT

by kingg._. April 21, 2019

Twot

a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

by antony November 15, 2003

Twot

The way most Canadians pronounce the slang insult, "Twat".

Veradun: That twatting spy got me!
Slytra: I'l get the Twot!
Slothability: O.o

by Veradun August 29, 2014

Twot

Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.

When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.

by clemstar February 27, 2009

twot

Variant of twat, someone who is twattish but not quite that bad. Also used in a similar manner to feck, that is a polite replacement that can be used in mixed company.

That Brain out of Westlife's a right twot.

by crackerwax April 03, 2003